Al Gore and George W. still cannot come to an agreement as to the format of their debate. Apparently, Gore wants the debate to be 90-minute long, and George W. keeps saying, "No, it should be an hour and half."

Yesterday, George W. Bush unveiled his drug plan for senior citizens. George W's plan is that the seniors should refuse to answer any questions about whether or not they've ever taken drugs.

Yesterday, China announced that they have cut 27 athletes from their Olympic team because some suspicious things showed up during drug testing. Apparently, all 27 Chinese athletes tested positive for MSG.

Anna Kournikova is upset because fake photos are all over the Internet that feature Kournikova's face superimposed on the body of other nude women. Ironically, the women featured in the photos don't have as nicer body as Kournikova but they ARE better tennis players.

Next Tuesday NBC has scheduled a special prime-time edition of Meet the Press and they've invited Al Gore and George W. Bush to hold their first debate. Of course, normally Meet the Press airs Sunday mornings, but that's when George W. watches his cartoons.

Over the weekend a famous modeling agency was broken into and the phone numbers and the addresses of several supermodels were stolen. Apparently, much like the Watergate scandal this break-in also leads directly back to the White House.

In a recent interview Hugh Hefner said that he is currently dating 4 women and things are not going well because they get very jealous. Apparently, they suspect he seeing another 4 women on the side.

Over the weekend one of the Backstreet Boys, Brian Littrell, got married. The surprising part is that he married one of the guys from 'Nsync.

George W. Bush's campaign pulled one of their television ads after accusation that the ad subliminally showed the word "Rat" imposed over Al Gore's face. Bush claims the subliminal message was a mistake and that the word SHOULD have been "Axxhole"

Al Gore appeared on Oprah Winfrey show and he was talking about his personal life, his warm side - we found it now - and he told Oprah that his favorite food is Chinese. Coincidentally, Gore said his favorite campaign donations are also Chinese.

This week a magazine in London won the bidding war to print the photos of Catherine Zeta-Jones' baby by paying 850,000 dollars. Coincidentally, that's the same amount Michael Douglas paid for Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Last night at the MTV's music video award, the bass player for Rage Against The Machine was arrested because he climbed the piece of the set and refuse to come down. Later two other guys were arrested because they climbed Britney Spears and refuse to come down.

The Gay and Lesbian Alliance protested against rapper M&M because of his offensive lyrics. Not only that, they protested against 'Nsync because they said the guys look "too gay."

According to costume sellers the mask of the presidential candidate that sell the most at Halloween usually wins the election. In a related story, George W. Bush is considering changing his name to Batman.

Iraqi newspapers announced yesterday that Saddam Hussein is planning to build a monument in Bagdad to commemorate the Gulf War. A spokesperson from the pentagon said that the monument is a great idea and they can't wait to blow it up.