The other day after what he called a misunderstanding, famous movie critic Rex Reed was arrested for shoplifting. Afterwards Reed said his arrest was "Well-paced and compelling but his jail-time predictable."

According to today's paper Brittany Spears just made a down payment on her own jet airplane. Actually , that makes sense because she already owns her own floatation device.

An 11-year old Haley Joel Osment was nominated for playing a character who can see dead people. The boy said he prepared for the role by watching the Gore-Bradley debate.

Last night on FOX television a couple met and got married on a show called "Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?" Afterwards the groom said it was a lot of fun and he is looking forward to next year when he appears on a show "Who Wants to Marry Half a Multimillionaire?"

The other day in Seattle, a man robbed a bank wearing a flowered pink dress because he didn't want witnesses to look at his face. Unfortunately, now the man is in jail wearing the pink dress and nobody is looking at his face.

Senator John McCain won Michigan and Arizona primaries yesterday with help from his new campaign slogan “Give government back to the people.” George W. Bush has had less success with his new campaign slogan “Vote for me or I’ll tell my dad.”

It’s been reported that Donald Trump doesn’t like George W. Bush because he is “a lightweight with no brains. Apparently, those qualities are only appealing to Trump when he’s looking for a girlfriend.

During an interview, the bride from that show “Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?” said that she made a terrible mistake and she’s worried now that she has lost her credibility. Then she offered to sleep with the highest bidder on E-bay.

According to a new book, in 1996, NASA encouraged astronauts to have sex in space to see how sex would be affected by zero gravity. The female astronaut on board said that men did OK but she preferred the robotic arm.

The musical CATS, which is the longest running show in Broadway history is finally closing. Over the years Cats sold 10 million tickets and 14 of them actually admitted to going.

FOX Television announced that they are canceling the “Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?” after reports surface that the groom has a restraining order against him filed by his former girlfriend. Instead FOX said though they will air a brand-new show called “When Multimillionaires Attack.”