TUE
Hillary Clinton is slipping in the polls. Apparently one of the reasons is that she is not connecting with female votors. Hillary said "It's
hard to connect with women when you've called them at 3 AM and told them to stay the hell away from your husband."

The other day, presidential candidate George W. Bush and John Macain shook hands and they agreed not to take part in any
negative advertising. I think it's gotten too carried away because George W's newest ad says that John Macain is a patriatic
American and a great kisser.

Five of the nine candidates for president had their first jobs in media-related fields. Steve Forbs worked in a magazine's mail room,
Bill Bradley was a paperboy, and Al Gore worked as a redio anttena.

Other day in Conneticut, two parents were arrested because they allowed their 2-year-old son to smoke a cigarett at a local
restraunt. Afterwards the parents said "You know, normally we wouldn't let a 2-year-old smoke but he had just had sex."

THU
Kathie Lee Gifford has agreed to host this year's Gospel Music Awards. Kathie Lee agreed to host after being promised that the show will feature a choir of underpaid children.

Scientists have discovered the bones of a 9000-year-old American man. The bones are going to be clean, studied, and they will make a cameo appearance as Ally Macveal's dad.

FRI
It was reported today that if convicted of gun charges from that incident a little while ago, Sean "Puffy" Combs could get 15 years in
prison. Puffy was quoted saying "I can't go to prison: my ass will get more attention than Jeniffer's.

Yesterday, mayor Giuliani announced that he is going to start seizing the cars driven by problem motorists. Giuliani described the
problem motorist as anyone who has bumper sticker that says "Hillary For Senate!"

President Clinton was in New York yesterday and last night a cab hit one of the escort cars in the president's motorcade. Luckily no
one from the escort service was hurt.