On the Larry King show last night, Monica Lewinsky was his guest. And this is her quote: she said  that Monica is "looking for Mr.
Right."And Monica went on to say that she doesn't find him until the primary is over.

Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin is reported to have stashed away-- get this -- 15 million dollars in the swiss bank account.
Yeltsin said that there is nothing dishonest about it, I want that money playing quarters.

American doctors are currently perfecting adjustable breasts implants which will allow women to change their breast size every
night. You can dial up the breast size. In a related story, American scientists are close to developing an even-more fickle man.

The 3-way meeting between president Clinton, the leader of Syria, and the leader of Israel has been canceled. When asked about it,
the president said "Sorry, but I promised Hillary no more 3-ways."

Yesterday, Ted Turner and Jane Fonda announced that they are separating after an 8-year marriage. Reportedly, Jane told Ted "I
would like to see other billionaires."

Grammy nominations came out yesterday and this year nominees include the Back Street Boys, Brittany Spears, and Christina
Agriera. They've also added three new categories: Lame, Lamer, and Lamest.