TUE
A toy manufacture has announced that they are coming out with a new Briteny Spears doll. I'll tell you about the
doll: the doll runs exclusively on double D batteries.

Yesterday Hirary Clinton said that the controversial exhibit at the Brooklyn art museum is offensive but she
doesn't think it should be shut down. Then she said the same thing about her husband's Internet use.
 

WED 
President Clinton spoke to a group of religious leaders yesterday about all the trouble that he's been through
over the last year. He told them that "has been profoundly moved by the pure power of grace." Hirary then
ordered an aid to fire any interns named Grace.

A toy maker announced this week that they are coming out with a Briteny Spears doll. Manufacturer promised
that it will be made from the same kind of plastic used in Briteny.

THU
In the presidential debate, Al Gore has challenged Bill Bradley to a series of debate. If televised, the debate can
also serve as a test of the emergency broadcast system.

In Iran, a German businessman has been threatened with the death penalty for having sex with a Muslim woman.
In related story, president Clinton has canceled his trip to Iran.

The other day, a power company out west accidentally sent a customer an electric bill for 50 billion dollars. The
power company knew that something was wrong because they said "You know, we haven't seen electric bill that
high since Marlon Brando got his first microwave.

FRI
President Clinton announced yesterday that he plans to make a speech to the American people just minutes
before the turn of the millennium. In the speech, he's expected to apologize "in advance" for whatever he does
at the New Year's party.

This week in Utah, an elderly woman passed away leaving behind 271 grandchildren. Friends remembered her as
"a proud strong matriarch who was active in our church and loved to the nasty."