"Members of both parties are now saying that the impeachment case against president Clinton can be resolved before spring. And pressure is really on apparently because spring is when president Clinton goes into heat."
"Barbara Walters says that she has met with Monika Lewinsky twice now and she found her to be "very warm." Mostly because they spent the time spooning."
"Pop star Jewel says she is a big fan of Marilyn Manson and she would love to do a duet with him. And meanwhile Marilyn Manson says he would love to shave Jewel's skull and attach pentagram on her fore head."
"According to a new survey president Clinton is the most admired man living. That's right this is a poll conducted by 'Just Kidding' magazine."
"Woody Harrelson admitted that when he is stressed out he smokes pot.
Harrelson went on to say that he feels stressed out when he can't find
his bong."