TUE
Kathy Lee Gifford is facing brand-new charges that her clothing line is produced by under-paid sweatshop
workers. Not only that, just like Regis, Kathy Lee is starting a game show called Who Wants to Work for 85
Cents a Day?

This week's People magazine features Judge Judy on the cover wearing a bathing suit. When asked about it, the
editor of People said they made the decision when they realized they've been selling too many magazines lately.

In a recent interview, George Michael, famous for many things, said he wants to have a threesome with Tom Cruise
and Nicole Kidman. After hearing this, Tom Cruise was outraged and said that it's ridiculous; Nicole and I will
never have sex together.

New York city transit police employed undercovered officers to find out how many toll collectors regularly say
"Thank you." That's right, they found out that 78% did say "Thank you" but many of them need to work on their
pronunciation of the word "Thank."

WED
The Salvador workers who make Kathy Lee Gifford's clothing line work 11 hours a day, 6 days a week for 60
cents an hour. After hearing this, Regis Philbin said "Yeah, but they don't have to work with Kathy Lee Gifford."

According to MSNBC--so it must be true--Pamera Anderson Lee is seriously considering running for political
office. Apparently, she just wants make sure there aren't any embarrassing video tapes that could hurt her

A 17-year old Amish boy was arrested for drunk driving after he ran his horse and buggy into a police car. If
convicted, the Amish youth could face the non-electric chair.

Tomorrow, the show Baywatch will be cerebrating their 10-year anniversary.To give you an idea of how long ago
that was, when Baywatch first went on the air you could buy a pair of implants for a nickel.

THU
Earlier today, police in Los Angeles arrested Jean-Claude Van Damme for drunk driving. Reportedly, the arresting
officer got suspicious when he noticed Jean-Claude wasn't slurring his words.

This week, presidential candidate George W. Bush set a record by becoming the first candidate in history to
raise 50 million dollars. That may sound impressive but earlier today, presidential candidate Steve Forbes
withdrew the same amount from an ATM.

A Long Island man is in jail for performing home liposuction on his friend. The man said he got the idea after his
friend performed home brain surgery on him.

Yesterday, after being frisked by security personnel in London airport, Diana Ross flipped out and apparently
they are saying she screamed "No one touches my breast!" When asked for comment, Ross's husband said
"Believe me, she means it."

FRI
New York mayor Giuliani is threatening to stop funding an art museum in Brooklyn because its exhibits features
animal dong, human blood, and decomposing corpse. Giuliani said "Hey, if people like stuff like that, they can ride
the subway."

Yesterday, presidential candidate George W. Bush unveiled his plan to modernize the military. Under a Bush's
plan, all military aircraft will come with the bumper sticker "I'd rather be partying." --'cause the say he uses
coke--now I'm being sued, right?