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 The Fourth Week of December

Jennifer Lopez and Sean "Puffy" Combs were arrested the other night. It was reported  this morning that because of this incident
Jennifer Lopez might break off her romance with Puffy. When reached for comments Lopez said that while she sorting things out, she
needs to keep Puffy at "ass" length for a while.

It was reported today that the Bible was the book of the millennium selling over 2 billion copies. Apparently, it wasn't selling at all
until Oprah recommended it.

Monica Lewinsky said that she has lost 31 pounds on a new low-curb diet. Yeah, which when you think about it this is actually a
good diet for Monica since she never had any problems finding sources of protein.
 
George W. Bush had a quote today: he said that if elected president he would not object if a guest wanted to light up and smoke at a
state dinner. Bush says he only hopes that they have the courtesy not to hog the crack pipe.

Yesterday Minnesota governor Jessy Ventura said he will not support Pat Buchanan in his bid for the nomination in the Reform
Party. He had a reason; Ventura expalined  "I'm sorry but Buchanan's ridiculous views conflict with my ridiculous views."

Of course Millenium--this is getting hard to believe--it's one-day away and as a result hundreds of flights are being canceled due to
fears about Y2K. Apparently, glitches are expected to lead such chaos that it may even cause airlines to find people's luggage.

It was reported today that in the past few months Linda Tripp--we all know and love her--this is what she had: she had a nose job,
a chin tack, neck reduction, and liposuction. Not only that, now she is taping conversations in Dolby stereo.

Brittany Spears said recently that even though she is a Christian she is not ashamed of her body. And I was thinking about it:
unfortunately for Brittany, the first thing people notice about her body is the part God didn't create.
 



 
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