Jennifer Lopez and Sean "Puffy" Combs were arrested the other night.
It was reported this morning that because of this incident
Jennifer Lopez might break off her romance with Puffy. When reached
for comments Lopez said that while she sorting things out, she
needs to keep Puffy at "ass" length for a while.
It was reported today that the Bible was the book of the millennium
selling over 2 billion copies. Apparently, it wasn't selling at all
until Oprah recommended it.
Monica Lewinsky said that she has lost 31 pounds on a new low-curb diet.
Yeah, which when you think about it this is actually a
good diet for Monica since she never had any problems finding sources
of protein.
George W. Bush had a quote today: he said that if elected president
he would not object if a guest wanted to light up and smoke at a
state dinner. Bush says he only hopes that they have the courtesy not
to hog the crack pipe.
Yesterday Minnesota governor Jessy Ventura said he will not support
Pat Buchanan in his bid for the nomination in the Reform
Party. He had a reason; Ventura expalined "I'm sorry but Buchanan's
ridiculous views conflict with my ridiculous views."
Of course Millenium--this is getting hard to believe--it's one-day away
and as a result hundreds of flights are being canceled due to
fears about Y2K. Apparently, glitches are expected to lead such chaos
that it may even cause airlines to find people's luggage.
It was reported today that in the past few months Linda Tripp--we all
know and love her--this is what she had: she had a nose job,
a chin tack, neck reduction, and liposuction. Not only that, now she
is taping conversations in Dolby stereo.
Brittany Spears said recently that even though she is a Christian she
is not ashamed of her body. And I was thinking about it:
unfortunately for Brittany, the first thing people notice about her
body is the part God didn't create.