TUE
 Earlier today, Coffi Anan named the six billionth person on earth. There was a short ceremony and the child was immediately given a job making
cloth for Kathy Lee Gifford.

According to a brand-new study, the average overweight person spends 10 thousand dollars on extra health cost. Which is actually half of what
they spend on extra cheese.
 
Michael Jackson and his wife announced that they are getting a divorce. Reportedly, she wants custody of their kids, and he wants custody of their
kids' friends.

WED
It was reported today that Mick Jagger has moved back in with Jerry Hall just so he can be near his children. then someone pointed out that Mick
can live anywhere and be near his children.
 

THU
CBS is allowing that one of the characters on Chicago Hope tonight--one of the character is going to use a swear word that begins with S. This is
the weird part it's during a scene where character realizes he forgot to tape ER.

Al Gore and Bill Bradley have agreed to a televised debate. Under the terms of the debate, there will be a moderator who asks each candidate to
question and then kept awake with a cattle prod.

Pat Buchanan's campaign sent out hundreds of invitations to his supporters inviting them to "a major announcements on October 25." Apparently
invitation says "Black tie is optional but white hoods are required."

FRI
Scientists have found that, contrary to a popular belief, brain cells do regenerate. After hearing about it Keanu Leaves said "That's great but what
does 'regenerate' mean?"

It turns out that Michele's wife told him that she wanted a divorce by leaving a message at his office. Apparently when Michael got the message
he said "How did she get my number?"

Things got to be going better for Katie Lee and Frank Gifford's marriage because they've announced they are going to be performing together at
the upcoming charity benefit. They are raising money for an especially needy group: the kids who make Katie Lee cloths.