TUE
New York has been suffering from its worst heat wave in the last five years. In fact yesterday, at one point it
was hot enough in Times Square to fry a puddle of urine.

Yesterday, president Clinton began the tour of some of the poorest regions in the country. In a speech today,
the president said "We have to do something about these areas so we can start holding fundraisers here."

A presidential candidate, George W. Bush is in the news. George W. Bush disclosed recently that he made
eighteen million dollars last year. After hearing about it, Steve Forbs said "See? The guy is a loser."

As part of a political protest, an 89 year-old woman is walking from southern California to Washington D.C.. Not
only that, the woman also said she is hoping to meet president Hoover.

THU
Hirary Clinton is on a campaign tour of New York and this is in the news today: Yesterday, she tried to show she
is a regular New Yorker by using the bathroom at a highway rest stop. Meanwhile, mayor Giuliani tried to show
that he is a regular New yorker by taking a leak in Times Square.

The producers of the show Ally Macveal revealed something pretty shocking: they revealed that Calista
Flockhart was not their first choice to play Ally. Apparently, their first choice was a strand of dental floss.

Last night, Briteney Spears--very young, very sexy, and everyone's exited about her--perormed a concert for a
sellout crowd in Washington D.C.. Reportedly, one middle age man got so out of control during the show he was
kicked out along with two of his secret service agents.

FRI
Women's World Cup soccer final is Saturday, and it was announced that president Clinton has changed his
schedule so he can attend. Apparently, president isn't a soccer fan; he's just heard something about sweaty
women in shorts.

The other day, Al Gore's family was staying at a New York city hotel, and the staff of the hotel snuck Gore
inside so that he could enjoy some private time with his family. Apparently, they put Gore on a hunger and had a
bellman bring him up.

Richard Gere announced this week that he and his girlfriend Carey Lowell are expecting a baby. Gere was
ecstatic about it and said "Take it for me, there is nothing more exciting than having a living thing inside you."