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 The First week of August

THU
This week New Jersey's highest court, they ruled that homosexuals can be members of the boy scouts. Not only
that, they ruled that from now on boy scouts can earn a merit badge for dressing up like Cher.

It's been reported that Dan Quale's campaign is almost completely out of money. After hearing about it, Quale
said "Is that bad?" They explained it with puppets.

NWACP accused NBC, this network, of having fewer minority characters on their prime time shows than any
other networks. So NBC says that they are going to make some changes for next season. Unfortunately, the only
thing NBC has done so far is change the name of Friends to Homies.

It looks like Congress is going to pass a law that protects a women's right to breast-feed on federal property. As
usual, president Clinton immediately accuse Congress of not going far enough.

FRI
The other day, on the trail, because the senate campaign has already started, Hirary Clinton--she's been talking
a lot lately--said that she is done talking about president Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky. However, the
president said he'll continue to discuss it with whoever will listen.

Yesterday, the original Barbie doll turned 40 years old. Barbie was quoted as saying "I'm getting to that age
where I'm glad I'm not anatomically correct."

It's been reported that presidential candidate, George W. Bush, is refusing to answer any questions about
whether or not he ever did cocain. He also said his running mate is a guy he only knows as T-bone.
 



 
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