New Yorkers are still pulling together and really displaying their patriotism. Yesterday, for example, when a cabby gave me the finger there was an American flag attached.

Traffic has been a big problem lately for obvious reasons and to improve traffic problems Mayor Giuliani announced that cars will not be allowed to drive in most of Manhattan unless they have at least 2 passengers. Which is gonna be tough because now President Clinton has to ride to work with Hillary.

Yesterday in Utah, a judge ruled that it is illegal to grab your crotch in public. In a related story Major League Baseball has decided not to put a team in Utah.

Today in New York we had the primary elections for the Mayor. Apparently, to improve their chances, all 5 of the candidates changes their names to Rudy Giuliani.

The New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has asked New Yorkers to go to Broadway shows to help the economy. Not only that, as a way of appealing to an average New Yorker, the show "Kiss Me Kate" is changing its name to "Lick Me Kate".

Mariah Carey has a new film called "Glitter" and it's just got horrible terrible reviews. Apparently the film is so bad that it's being advertised as for people who loved "Battlefield Earth".

In Tasmania, a group of grandmothers in their 70's and 80's decided to raise money for their community center by posing nude in a local calendar. You can tell the women are old because Miss January sagged into February.